大肚能容，容天下難容之事。
開口常笑，笑世間可笑之人。

The life cycle is all backwards

You should die first.
Start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high
school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby.
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.


Courtesy of Dr Robert Reynolds

Pure Mental

那天在机场讨论着性格的问题，
老爸说我是Mental Emo,
大概是在指我凡事想太多，
接着的是用排除法排除我含physical，
可能因为我是NATO(No Action Talk Only),
再加上很少人是纯粹的Mental，
就算几率大，也不够爸那个在Intel的同学这样Pure Mental(就简称anti-social)，
因此断定我是Mental Emotional。

Aunty雯华确说应该是Mental Physical。
”三思“的的习惯确映现Mental的特质，
可是physical部分，
同样运用排除法，
单凭McD的大M作测试，
就一口断定我不是EMO的人。

我只想说的是，
家维我极可能是Pure Mental的，
甚至有人曾经说我是anti-social的。
这点就算不全然正确，
我也没有我很social的例子去justify我不是anti-social。
所以Pure Mental, I might be。